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The next time you're washing your hands and
complain because the water temperature isn't just how
you like it, think about how things used to be. Here
are some facts about the 1500s:
Most people got married in June because they took
their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good
by June. However, they were starting to smell so
brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body
odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet
when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.
The man of the house had the privilege of the nice
clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the
women, and finally the children -- last of all the
babies. By then the water was so dirty you could
actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't
throw the baby out with the bath water."
Houses had thatched roofs (thick straw piled high),
with no wood underneath. It was the only place for
animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other
small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it
rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals
would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying,
"It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into
the house, which posed a real problem in the bedroom
where bugs and other droppings could really mess up
your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a
sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.
That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something
other than dirt. Hence the saying "dirt poor."
The wealthy had slate floors that would get
slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh
(straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As
the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until
when you opened the door it would all start slipping
outside. A piece of wood was placed in the
entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold."
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with
a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day
they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They
ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They
would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in
the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the
next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had
been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas
porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the
pot nine days old."
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them
feel quite special. When visitors came over, they
would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign
of wealth that a man "could bring home the bacon."
They would cut off a little to share with guests and
would all sit around and chew the fat."
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food
with high acid content caused some of the lead to
leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death.
This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the
next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered
poisonous. Bread was divided according to status.
Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family
got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper
crust."
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The
combination would sometimes knock them out for a
couple of days. Someone walking along the road would
take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They
were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of
days and the family would gather around and eat and
drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence
the custom of holding a "wake."
England is old and small and the local folks
started running out of places to bury people. So they
would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a
"bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these
coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have
scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had
been burying people alive. So they thought they would
tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it
through the coffin and up through the ground and tie
it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the
graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen
for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the
bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."
And that's the truth . . . Now , whoever said that
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The first known
toothpaste was made by Egyptian physicians in 2000
B.C. They mixed powdered pumice stone with wine
vinegar and brushed it on with a chewing stick. The
Romans later used human urine instead of wine because
they thought it whitened the teeth. They were right.
Urine continued to be used in toothpaste and mouthwash
until the 18th century. Modern toothpastes use ammonia
to get the same cleaning action today.
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Joe Smith started
the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE
IN
JAPAN)
for 6am. While his coffeepot
(MADE
IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE
IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt
(MADE
IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE
IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes
(MADE
IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric
skillet
(MADE
IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE
IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After
setting his watch
(MADE
IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE
IN INDIA)
he got in his car
(MADE
IN GERMANY)
and continued his search for a good paying
AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and
fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE
IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE
IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV
(MADE
IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can't find a good
paying job in.....AMERICA......
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